Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll-Oh wait I forgot the booze! x ;

(405):

Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.

(509):

I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics



Right so, recently I realized I've been neglecting my blog, my bad. So I'm here to tell you about my days. March break happened last week I got smashed with Hermione, and we were on chatroulette, I'm missing about 5% of the night but that's alright, and I now have an addiction to chatroulette. The next day I went to Hannah's birthday, i tol myself no drinking for a week... the next day 'Tasha' and 'Yvette' (History and Science!!) came over, I drank. Not as much as with Elizabeth, but who cares.

And that brings me to a new point; I, Ivy, am possibly an alcoholic and a slut. No seriously, I joke about it but in all honesty, recently, its like surprising. I've realized many things, and funnily enough I don't care. Once I start drinking I wont stop, well I choose not to, I throw up to keep drinking, purposefully. I've gone two days without eating so I can get as drunk as possible, binge drinking? Not really, social really, sort of. I mean the only times I plan on getting drunk is when the going gets really really bad, and that's it. I'm also a slut, with no gag reflexes, well almost, unless its like... well yeah almost none. I have a huge sex drive, I say that truthfully, and half the world knows by now, I've done shit. I still wont say if I fucked someone, you can probably guess by now if I did or not. Its not that I'm ashamed or embarrassed, its a personal choice, maybe I'll admit my sluttish tendencies when I get out of high school and never see some people again, but not at this moment. Well, probably, me like this is never good, I thought I was over it but no, its back I need to black out drunk and soon and maybe get some sexual frustrations out.


Onto my next topic, The only reason I don't do drugs, which I've found out recently, is because I would probably like them too much, go poor buying then and have no booze money left. That's reasonable right? Yeah I know I'm a slutty alcoholic, well its time to read a bit more texts from last night (DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY HAVE A BOOK!?!? I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY, BLEW. MY. MIND) and go to bed. Night all!

Monday, March 8, 2010

Excitement, Horoscopes, School x ;

Now Muriel plays the piano
Every Friday at the Hollywood
And they brought me down to see her
And they asked me if I would
Do a little number
And I sang with all my might
She said
"Tell me are you a Christian"
I said "Ma'am I am tonight"




I love the song Walking in Memphis, it makes be so happy and up beat. So today at school was pure amazing-ness! I got really great on a history assignment 92% bitch, and just everything was GREAT.

Okay, so yesterday my internet rebooted and by the time I thought of my blog again I dind't want to write it so hello March 9th 2010. Today was alright I guess, I did English until like four forty because I had to finish my essay outline. I talked to Emily yesterday and today so it was all good. Well sort of, see right when I walked out of the food part of the cafeteria I locked eyes with someone, only one person knows who and my heart MAJORLY skipped a beat. So much for being over you. I mean it was like a BA-BOOM, not the usual boom you get, this one was like crazy BA-BOOM. I'm honestly not sure what to do now, its a hard choice. I think I should just sleep on it and do homework. Yeah, sounds good?


Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!"

"if u think Ur life is bad imagine being an egg, u only get laid once, smashed once and the only bird that sits on Ur face is Ur mom!"

"Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the f**king book says!"

"Snow white and the 7 dwarfs are in the bathtub together,they started feeling happy ,so happy got out, then they all started to feel grumpy :)"

"think your a supercalifannylickingpenispullingpervert"

"Enough with the censored "beep, beep" I'm old enough to know what Road-Runner is really saying to Wile E Coyote!"

Kicking it with Dorothy, Toto's licking herself, Scarecrow's smoking grass, Tin-man's being a dick, Lion's in drag and there are little bastards everywhere."

Friday, March 5, 2010

Love Hate and Everything in Between x ;

It's a beautiful day, now watch some asshole fuck it up.


Well, the top quote pretty much explains my day, my parents managed to fuck up the entire day in less then 5 minuets. New record? No, probably not. I mean honestly walking home I just got all depressed and angry and just urgh then I got home and all they did was provoke me. Some times I honestly friggen hate them, and I mean HATE.

WEEEEEEE and a few hours later I've cheered myself up! Still a prissy angry bitch, but fuck it all. I'M GOING TO FUCKING WIN THIS SHIT IN THE END.

And um, I was going to say how I'm giving up on Nott, but, well, Christian Carter, you are a brilliant brilliant man, and I will take your advice.

I'm happy now, but I don't know what to do now. I was all set on brooding and being prissy because I was angry but now I'm HAPPY and I'm at a loss. Ah well, I'll find something... I hope.


AGRH, My Horoscope was right... AGAIN! No wonder my day was off... Note to self, check horoscope in the morning from now on
- x ;

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Life Love and Ranting x ;

I'm standing at the biggest crossroads of my life
and
all I wanna do is close my eyes and run away
xxx

That's how it always feels, isn't it? Or am I the only one with this opinion? Of course that's statistically improbable since there is always more then one person who will agree with you, but then again there are the possibilities that you truly are alone in your opinion, but with this one, I'm willing to hazard a guess and assume I'm not the only one. Anyways, my minds been a fumbling mess recently and I'm not too sure what to do. So many things are spinning around at one and I'm rushing to catch up, yet it feels as though I'm not moving. But in a sort of reality, everything is just speeding up the faster I run, soon enough I'll be going backwards, and I'm not too sure how I'm supposed to feel about that. Some times I feel like a nomad in the midst of my life, always moving never settling. I don't want to move but it seems like the only natural thing to do, its the way I've reprogrammed myself to be and at times I deseratly wish to change it but at other points I welcome it. A change of scenery is always necessary to live a fulfilling life, for me anyways. At other times I feel as if I'm a hermit forced to be out in the world when all I want to do is curl up in my home and never move. Sometimes I feel like I'm being pulled back, back to times I don't want to relive. I found my way out but it seems as if its trying to pull me back in, I should've known I couldn't escape, no one can run from their past, it always comes back to fuck you over. It doesn't matter how far or how fast you run the truth is, you can never escape. I think I'm going to give up all together on liking people, where has it gotten me so far? No where, if anything its only pushed me back farther. Sure, its something to hope-to strive for but at the end of they day it doesn't really matter unless they return your affections. And really Nott won't ever like me, he's well, god like and I'm the lowest poorest ugliest peasant that doesn't even show up on the radar. I really don't know what to do anymore in life. I had it all figured out, but now its a mess, I'm not even sure if I really want to go into English anymore, so what could I possibly go into now? No fucking clue. I'm not good at anything else, and I know I need a good sturdy job that allows me to take time off but what else is there other then teaching English? And then comes the cost, university is fucking expensive that I'm working for a semester so I can help pay for it. I don't want my parents to go broke paying for schooling and fuck, I'll end up having to go to school in Canada since one, I don't want to go to the states because a) no health care b) its the states, who wants to go there and c) I don't want to take the SATS. So howdy Canada looks like I'll be here to stay, there go my travel plans. Now don't get me wrong I'll still travel the world, eventually, when I'm old gray and alone, but I'll get there, I hope. Yeah I got big dreams, and chances are they won't happen, but dreams don't come true so I guess I'm on the right track. Whatever, life's not about falling down and not getting back up, its about taking chances, falling and jumping right back up again, I should just remember that and move on.

Its not about how hard you can get hit, its how hard you can get hit, get up and keep moving forward.

(posted previously)


It's about taking chances, breaking free, being who you want to be, and showing all of those who told you that you can't that you can, and you can do it better then they can.
(life)

School Concerts Heroes x ;

I'M STARTING THIS OFF LIKE NO OTHER POST.
COLE POPS IS MY HERO.
AND HE WILL STAY MY HERO FOREVER.
Well.. maybe.

So today I decided fuck it all, I'M GOING TO METAL WORKS and it was honestly the best decision I ever made. So many AMAZING things happened you wouldn't even begin to understand. I saw my friend Alisha Majic and I made a new friend with this really kawaii girl and yeah we both hate Sevin because hes a fucking ass hole and shes well, kawaii so of course I'm going to be her friend. And to all those who don't know me and don't know anything about me I'm bisexual OOOOHHHH SHOCKER, not. If you don't like it, suck my dick whore. Anyways, my newest hero, Cole Pops, PROPOSED to BRIAN MELO- oops sorry Brian Papalazarou soon. Honestly today was AMAZING and I can't even post anything that would make sense to anyone. I love you all. Oh yeah and Nott was looking gorgeous today and now Robert Marsalla knows my urge to fuck him. He almost knows as much as Hermione does, and she knows I wanna bang him like no tomorrow. This is what happens when I an forced to walk home all alone because someone had to move away *COUGH* SHAYLA *COUGH*





EDIT: I also motherfucking hurt my ankle walking home, how I did it no idea, but it friggen kills.



ANOTHER EDIT: link to the video of Cole http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=614740392#!/video/video.php?v=375399416220&ref=nf <

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Heroes Villains x ;

I told you. You're just like me. Only you're the hero… and I'm the villain. But what difference does it actually make? Deep down, we're just two wicked people playing a wicked, wicked game.



It's true isn't it? Heroes and villains, villains and heroes. It's the same thing, they just go about their desires in different ways. What makes a hero? Is it someone who saves others? Well, villains do that too, they save those that they believe need saving just like the heroes. What makes a villain? Are they someone who does things others don't approve of? Well, heroes do that as well, everyone does it. Why is there a barrier between hero and villain, good and evil, when in reality there are more similarities than differences between the two? What if you were brought up-what if your society was formed upon stealing and killing? You would not think of that as evil or wrong, it would be the right thing to do, you would see nothing wrong with it. Heroes would be gods of death, and of stealing not the ones portrayed now.

Ugh, random ramblings I know... I just needed to say it somewhere

Gays Pairings Hockey Sports and School x ;

"Gatorade has just announced they're ending their relationship with Tiger Woods.
Apparently they checked his cellphone
and found text messages from Powerade and Vitamin Water." -Jimmy Fallon

So, I'm in a better mood today, still angry but I'm choosing to ignore that little hiccup in my wonderful year so far. If you didn't read my previous post I got angry at someone I know for being an immature little fucking racist asshole and just being an idiot. To those who don't know me personally, I HATE racists with a passion. Sure I'll admit I'll laugh at a racist joke or two and yeah I'm a bit of a hypocrite for doing so, and I'll fully admit it but blaming a people for ruining the Olympics opening is complete fucking bullshit. I have very high regards for Aboriginals and everything that happened to them, the post not only was offensive to them but it hurt me as well. I'm a huge fighter for equal rights and all that jazz, especially since I live on the Aboriginal's native land. But I do apologize for flying off the handle and blowing up but I take these things seriously so don't fuck with me. ANYWAYS....


Today was fun I suppose, nothing too interesting happened, except for me and Cookies's adventures running around the school. Oh yeah, and tomorrow we have this art thing at our school, you were supposed to sign up for it but I wasn't sure what was the hubbub was all about so I'm going to try tomorrow morning. FINGERS CROSSED! And honestly, only reason I really want to is because my friend from Cathedrals coming.


Now then, I LOVE HOCKEY. No, I don't just love hockey, I-I-I... Well, I ADORE it SO MUCH there's no possible way to describe it. Hockey hockey hockey, how I love thee. But now the Olympics finished and how will I get my sports boost every day? HMMM? I mean its not just hockey, its sports in general, winter especially.


AND OH GOLLY GOSH. I LOVE GAYS. AND GAY PAIRINGS. AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE JACK/RALPH FROM LORD OF THE FLIES. Hehehe. yoaifangirl on crack? Why yes I am, AND DAMN PROUD. Soooooooo kawaiiiii hehehe!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Anger, Racism, and Rants x ;

A world cannot stand when its history is based off racism.


So today I was in a really happy mood, I mean really happy. Every little thing that had me down was brightened up almost right away. And in this happy go lucky stupor I was going to write an amazing blog about my life and my love of hockey and how saddening it is for me that the Olympics have finished. I mean really, now what can I watch religiously? Anyways, before I was going to write my blog I decided to check up on my friends blogs and I got to a fucking idiot Charlie Gaziano's (http://placeblognamehere1800.blogspot.com/) and I wanted to shoot him for his idiotic behavior writing up the blog post entitled " Did Canada Ruin the Olympic Ceremony?". For all of you who know me they know I take Aboriginal rights very seriously and I have a grudge against Canadians for doing what they did to them, therefore I commented on the blog, well, lets face it, its more of a babbling rant but I thought the world should realize what Aboriginals mean in this world.

"I should fucking shoot you for this. Are you fucking kidding me the NATIVES, not Indians, were here before the English settled the land and before your family ever came here. Natives Americans are the *real* Canadians. The English and French that settled here were fucking racist and screwed them over. The Natives should've had a larger role in the Olympics, not all of them were recognized only four clans were. Your a fucking prick for writing this, I hope you realize that. What they did to Natives in residential schools was a cruel and heartless as what Hitler did, and worse. Hitler killed the Jews, Canada took away their identity, their lives, their beliefs, their culture and their history. And the aftereffects still stand now. How would you like it if the Russians, for example, took you out of your home as a child forced you across the country without saying goodbye to your friends, family and all you hold dear and made you into something you weren't. They BEAT the children, RAPED them, and KILLED them in those schools, and they were run by the CHURCH. They weren't allowed to speak their native tongue, not allowed to contact family members nothing. They lost their identity they forgot their old lives, they didn't fit in with their people and didn't fit in with the Englishmen. Fuck you. Next time you decide to write something so fucking immature and heartless learn about the people your insulting. Grow up, I mean really. Oh and the hydraulics was working just fine throughout the entire show. Blame bad luck not a nation of people whose land you live upon now. You should be thankful and have a bit more respect for them they gave up what was rightfully theirs for you to live on now. And they could have done it willingly they were eager to help the new settlers but no, they were tricked. Honestly grow the fuck up."



Fuck you Charlie and grow a set of balls.




IVY OUT BITCHES.